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Angola Maldives broke free and managed to lecture his arch-nemesis, Brussels Samoa, on proper sharkkeeping. Also he stopped his space lasers from melting the Earth’s crust. I forgot to mention that part but it was going on the whole time.
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"You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him. Including revealing the hitherto-untold story of how he gained access to a time machine only to be stranded in the year 2969." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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We could store all our arm-centric memories in our arms, and then, if we lost our arms, we could be all “Eh, I don’t remember those bad boys being particularly useful anyway”
i’m not even sure if septic tanks need cleaning. they hold a household’s poop, so like, can they GET dirtier? i think we’ve reached maximum dirty, there should be no dirtier object possible, and if there is, keep it the heck away from me
HEY FRANCE, YOU WANT TO BE MORE BADASS?? TRADE OUT THE GALLIC ROOSTER FOR THE GALLIC GOD-DAMNED BRACHIOSAURUS
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them jerk it >:(
I want to help you eat a flesh DO *NOT* MAKE THIS WEIRD
YES he has other friends who aren’t utahraptor and dromiceiomimus and god and the devil and shakespeare and mr. tusks and morris the bug. they’re just not as interesting.
To my knowledge, La Marseillaise is the only national anthem that goes out of its way to describe their country’s accent as “manly”. And yes, this includes anthems composed by Kahless The Unforgettable sung in the original Klingonese.