today is the day we began… literally consuming culture
Yesterday I told you how I have made the only body-based cartography shirt you will ever need, but forgot to put a link in the body of the post. I thought having it as the image link was enough but didn’t realize that mobile Tumblr ignores it! WHOOPS. Now I see hundreds of people reblogging it asking where they can buy the shirt, and I am a sad panda.
You can buy the shirt at teespring.com/myface and if you do only good things will happen! HONEST, ONLY THE BEST OF THINGS
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS: YOU GET A REALLY COOL SHIRT
look at this shirt
god, if video games are what you want me to play right now, give me a sign. ah yes, the sign is my preexisting desire to play video games. hmmmmm nicely done, nicely done
what do women want? also where. and when. and how. and i guess why??
youth isn’t wasted on the young! BEING FED BY GIANTS WHO THEN CRADLE YOU WHILE YOU NAP is!
OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S WORTH / OOOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE WHERE BLOOD PARASITES WHO WERE GOOD DURING THEIR LIVES GET REWARDED FOR ALL ETERNITY
a petition to replace “conclusion:” with “tl;dr:” in all the hard sciences
this comic is dedicated to Emily Horne (real-life friend), Emily Horner (facebook friend), and Emily Hornest (does not exist, concrete and undeniable proof that we are not in the best of all possible timelines)
THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT: cram a chocolate bar into your ice cream and remember me
Haven’t you ever wanted to suggest to every single person you meet that while you may APPEAR to be a fully-grown human, you are actually three children stacked together, teetering on each other’s shoulders while trying to pass themselves off as a real adult? I mean, we all have.
This is a terrific shirt to wear when doing any adult activity, such as eating as many cookies as you want, going into bars, sneaking into R-rated movies, or doing your taxes.It’s only available for seven days!
