my friend once quit his job to “focus on his loafing” and i found it really inspiring
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my friend once quit his job to “focus on his loafing” and i found it really inspiring
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my friend once quit his job to “focus on his loafing” and i found it really inspiring
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my friend once quit his job to “focus on his loafing” and i found it really inspiring
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my friend once quit his job to “focus on his loafing” and i found it really inspiring

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see, if you ignored all the earlier harbingers of chaos, then the thing is i’m kinda the last warning you get
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see, if you ignored all the earlier harbingers of chaos, then the thing is i’m kinda the last warning you get
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see, if you ignored all the earlier harbingers of chaos, then the thing is i’m kinda the last warning you get
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see, if you ignored all the earlier harbingers of chaos, then the thing is i’m kinda the last warning you get
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see, if you ignored all the earlier harbingers of chaos, then the thing is i’m kinda the last warning you get

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ALTERNATE ENDING: and your LEAST-favourite actor is an objectively bad person who runs over other people’s pets in a tractor ON PURPOSE!! / *GASP* / WHERE’D HE GET THE TRACTOR
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ALTERNATE ENDING: and your LEAST-favourite actor is an objectively bad person who runs over other people’s pets in a tractor ON PURPOSE!! / *GASP* / WHERE’D HE GET THE TRACTOR
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ALTERNATE ENDING: and your LEAST-favourite actor is an objectively bad person who runs over other people’s pets in a tractor ON PURPOSE!! / *GASP* / WHERE’D HE GET THE TRACTOR
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ALTERNATE ENDING: and your LEAST-favourite actor is an objectively bad person who runs over other people’s pets in a tractor ON PURPOSE!! / *GASP* / WHERE’D HE GET THE TRACTOR
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ALTERNATE ENDING: and your LEAST-favourite actor is an objectively bad person who runs over other people’s pets in a tractor ON PURPOSE!! / *GASP* / WHERE’D HE GET THE TRACTOR

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utahraptor didn’t even mention the part where he meets The Headbandit
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utahraptor didn’t even mention the part where he meets The Headbandit
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utahraptor didn’t even mention the part where he meets The Headbandit
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utahraptor didn’t even mention the part where he meets The Headbandit
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utahraptor didn’t even mention the part where he meets The Headbandit

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ETIQUETTE OF THE FUTURE: if i give you my future-phone to show you a future-picture, don’t future-swipe right to see my other future-pictures because i maybe didn’t want to future-show future-you future-them
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ETIQUETTE OF THE FUTURE: if i give you my future-phone to show you a future-picture, don’t future-swipe right to see my other future-pictures because i maybe didn’t want to future-show future-you future-them
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ETIQUETTE OF THE FUTURE: if i give you my future-phone to show you a future-picture, don’t future-swipe right to see my other future-pictures because i maybe didn’t want to future-show future-you future-them
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ETIQUETTE OF THE FUTURE: if i give you my future-phone to show you a future-picture, don’t future-swipe right to see my other future-pictures because i maybe didn’t want to future-show future-you future-them
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ETIQUETTE OF THE FUTURE: if i give you my future-phone to show you a future-picture, don’t future-swipe right to see my other future-pictures because i maybe didn’t want to future-show future-you future-them

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WHY DO WE SAY “NEAR MISS” WHEN THEY’RE REALLY A “NEAR HIT”: because there are many types of misses.  you can miss something by a little (“a near miss”) or by a lot (“a far miss”).  if you DON’T want to be hitting something, a near miss is obviously more dangerous than a far one.  in contrast, when dealing with bombs, a “near miss” of a target is better than a far miss because while you didn’t hit the mark, it may have still be damaged by the explosion.
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WHY DO WE SAY “NEAR MISS” WHEN THEY’RE REALLY A “NEAR HIT”: because there are many types of misses.  you can miss something by a little (“a near miss”) or by a lot (“a far miss”).  if you DON’T want to be hitting something, a near miss is obviously more dangerous than a far one.  in contrast, when dealing with bombs, a “near miss” of a target is better than a far miss because while you didn’t hit the mark, it may have still be damaged by the explosion.
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WHY DO WE SAY “NEAR MISS” WHEN THEY’RE REALLY A “NEAR HIT”: because there are many types of misses.  you can miss something by a little (“a near miss”) or by a lot (“a far miss”).  if you DON’T want to be hitting something, a near miss is obviously more dangerous than a far one.  in contrast, when dealing with bombs, a “near miss” of a target is better than a far miss because while you didn’t hit the mark, it may have still be damaged by the explosion.
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WHY DO WE SAY “NEAR MISS” WHEN THEY’RE REALLY A “NEAR HIT”: because there are many types of misses.  you can miss something by a little (“a near miss”) or by a lot (“a far miss”).  if you DON’T want to be hitting something, a near miss is obviously more dangerous than a far one.  in contrast, when dealing with bombs, a “near miss” of a target is better than a far miss because while you didn’t hit the mark, it may have still be damaged by the explosion.
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WHY DO WE SAY “NEAR MISS” WHEN THEY’RE REALLY A “NEAR HIT”: because there are many types of misses.  you can miss something by a little (“a near miss”) or by a lot (“a far miss”).  if you DON’T want to be hitting something, a near miss is obviously more dangerous than a far one.  in contrast, when dealing with bombs, a “near miss” of a target is better than a far miss because while you didn’t hit the mark, it may have still be damaged by the explosion.

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THE SOLUTION: accept that you can’t be doing the coolest thing ever at every possible moment!  who knows, it might make you happier?  and now if you’ll excuse me, i’m off to swim up a waterfall and hang out with all FIVE ninja turtles.  that’s right.  i know the fifth turtle.
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THE SOLUTION: accept that you can’t be doing the coolest thing ever at every possible moment!  who knows, it might make you happier?  and now if you’ll excuse me, i’m off to swim up a waterfall and hang out with all FIVE ninja turtles.  that’s right.  i know the fifth turtle.
patronage!  merchandise!
THE SOLUTION: accept that you can’t be doing the coolest thing ever at every possible moment!  who knows, it might make you happier?  and now if you’ll excuse me, i’m off to swim up a waterfall and hang out with all FIVE ninja turtles.  that’s right.  i know the fifth turtle.
patronage!  merchandise!
THE SOLUTION: accept that you can’t be doing the coolest thing ever at every possible moment!  who knows, it might make you happier?  and now if you’ll excuse me, i’m off to swim up a waterfall and hang out with all FIVE ninja turtles.  that’s right.  i know the fifth turtle.
patronage!  merchandise!

THE SOLUTION: accept that you can’t be doing the coolest thing ever at every possible moment!  who knows, it might make you happier?  and now if you’ll excuse me, i’m off to swim up a waterfall and hang out with all FIVE ninja turtles.  that’s right.  i know the fifth turtle.

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ryannorth:

Haven’t you ever seen a boat and just wanted to… take it?
This is a reprint of an old design, because I keep getting emails from people saying they want more!  WELL GOOD NEWS, FRIENDS

take boat comic now take boat shirt!

ryannorth:

Haven’t you ever seen a boat and just wanted to… take it?

This is a reprint of an old design, because I keep getting emails from people saying they want more!  WELL GOOD NEWS, FRIENDS

take boat comic now take boat shirt!