assuming i exist, i may or may not have eaten the entire bucket of fried chicken
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assuming i exist, i may or may not have eaten the entire bucket of fried chicken
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assuming i exist, i may or may not have eaten the entire bucket of fried chicken
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assuming i exist, i may or may not have eaten the entire bucket of fried chicken
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assuming i exist, i may or may not have eaten the entire bucket of fried chicken

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This is a shirt I made that you can buy!  It tells everyone that you are awesome, and also your caloric value.  Also it says you contain one (1) liver (uncooked), and up to 800cm3 of warm urine in a convenient elastic sack.

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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into [PAY $1 TO UNLOCK WHAT WE’RE BEING BORNE CEASELESSLY BACK INTO, AND YOU’LL EARN THE “CURRENT-BEATER” ACHIEVEMENT FOR FREE!]
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into [PAY $1 TO UNLOCK WHAT WE’RE BEING BORNE CEASELESSLY BACK INTO, AND YOU’LL EARN THE “CURRENT-BEATER” ACHIEVEMENT FOR FREE!]
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into [PAY $1 TO UNLOCK WHAT WE’RE BEING BORNE CEASELESSLY BACK INTO, AND YOU’LL EARN THE “CURRENT-BEATER” ACHIEVEMENT FOR FREE!]
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into [PAY $1 TO UNLOCK WHAT WE’RE BEING BORNE CEASELESSLY BACK INTO, AND YOU’LL EARN THE “CURRENT-BEATER” ACHIEVEMENT FOR FREE!]
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into [PAY $1 TO UNLOCK WHAT WE’RE BEING BORNE CEASELESSLY BACK INTO, AND YOU’LL EARN THE “CURRENT-BEATER” ACHIEVEMENT FOR FREE!]

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DID YOU KNOW: t-rex is actually speaking in the style of a newspaper headline in panel two
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DID YOU KNOW: t-rex is actually speaking in the style of a newspaper headline in panel two
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DID YOU KNOW: t-rex is actually speaking in the style of a newspaper headline in panel two
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DID YOU KNOW: t-rex is actually speaking in the style of a newspaper headline in panel two
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DID YOU KNOW: t-rex is actually speaking in the style of a newspaper headline in panel two

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excuse me has your butt given up on pronouncing french words properly and is your butt also the fifth most populous city in france because it is NICE
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excuse me has your butt given up on pronouncing french words properly and is your butt also the fifth most populous city in france because it is NICE
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excuse me has your butt given up on pronouncing french words properly and is your butt also the fifth most populous city in france because it is NICE
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excuse me has your butt given up on pronouncing french words properly and is your butt also the fifth most populous city in france because it is NICE
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excuse me has your butt given up on pronouncing french words properly and is your butt also the fifth most populous city in france because it is NICE

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he’s gonna be SO PRODUCTIVE
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he’s gonna be SO PRODUCTIVE
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he’s gonna be SO PRODUCTIVE
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he’s gonna be SO PRODUCTIVE
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he’s gonna be SO PRODUCTIVE

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this comic assumes that sherlock holmes and spider-man were real people.  future generations will do the same, assuming they only ever read my comic!  FUTURE GENERATIONS: STOP READING NOW, I DECLARE YOUR RESEARCH COMPLETE.  SERIOUSLY, STOP, I *PROMISE* YOUR HISTORY CLASSES WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY
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this comic assumes that sherlock holmes and spider-man were real people.  future generations will do the same, assuming they only ever read my comic!  FUTURE GENERATIONS: STOP READING NOW, I DECLARE YOUR RESEARCH COMPLETE.  SERIOUSLY, STOP, I *PROMISE* YOUR HISTORY CLASSES WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY
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this comic assumes that sherlock holmes and spider-man were real people.  future generations will do the same, assuming they only ever read my comic!  FUTURE GENERATIONS: STOP READING NOW, I DECLARE YOUR RESEARCH COMPLETE.  SERIOUSLY, STOP, I *PROMISE* YOUR HISTORY CLASSES WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY
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this comic assumes that sherlock holmes and spider-man were real people.  future generations will do the same, assuming they only ever read my comic!  FUTURE GENERATIONS: STOP READING NOW, I DECLARE YOUR RESEARCH COMPLETE.  SERIOUSLY, STOP, I *PROMISE* YOUR HISTORY CLASSES WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY
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this comic assumes that sherlock holmes and spider-man were real people.  future generations will do the same, assuming they only ever read my comic!  FUTURE GENERATIONS: STOP READING NOW, I DECLARE YOUR RESEARCH COMPLETE.  SERIOUSLY, STOP, I *PROMISE* YOUR HISTORY CLASSES WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY

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EARTH’S SECOND WORDS: “but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie”
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EARTH’S SECOND WORDS: “but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie”
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EARTH’S SECOND WORDS: “but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie”
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EARTH’S SECOND WORDS: “but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie”
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EARTH’S SECOND WORDS: “but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie”

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joey comeau of a softer world dot com and i share this fear of death-before-death.  it’ll probably take us both??
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joey comeau of a softer world dot com and i share this fear of death-before-death.  it’ll probably take us both??
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joey comeau of a softer world dot com and i share this fear of death-before-death.  it’ll probably take us both??
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joey comeau of a softer world dot com and i share this fear of death-before-death.  it’ll probably take us both??
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joey comeau of a softer world dot com and i share this fear of death-before-death.  it’ll probably take us both??

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DID YOU KNOW: the genie is a chaotic god who doesn’t care if you destroy life itself, hah hah hah rub its house some more
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DID YOU KNOW: the genie is a chaotic god who doesn’t care if you destroy life itself, hah hah hah rub its house some more
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DID YOU KNOW: the genie is a chaotic god who doesn’t care if you destroy life itself, hah hah hah rub its house some more
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DID YOU KNOW: the genie is a chaotic god who doesn’t care if you destroy life itself, hah hah hah rub its house some more
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DID YOU KNOW: the genie is a chaotic god who doesn’t care if you destroy life itself, hah hah hah rub its house some more

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