this comic is being exclusively read by people in the future! how’s it going? cool, cool. i can’t actually hear what you’re saying.

if by “remorse” you mean “repeated observation of empirical evidence” then yes i do have a lot of it and yes it is consuming my every waking moment

I don’t wanna see any of your ladyboners OR manboners poppin’ at Steve’s funeral; I’ll say that right now. He had a FAMILY.

based on the movie “teen wolf” which i am reliably informed was marketed as a direct sequel to “back to the future” overseas because they starred the same guy and hah hah hah WHY NOT

IF YOU LIKED THE WALKING DEAD, YOU’LL LOVE how this is a deterministic model of infection but stochastic measurements could be introduced which can be useful in smaller populations where the effects of randomness can be more pronounced

welcome to my bold new genre of HORROR EDUTAINMENT, let’s all get so scared we educate our pants

this is akin to us saying “who put up that human poster”, which i trust we all say whenever the situation warrants

Most movies use actors these days, since real people a) don’t like to lie all the time and b) keep looking directly into the camera and saying “Hey! What the hell, are you recording this?”

totally could’ve stopped this comic at panel one, stepped outside, and waited for someone to ask me about things that happened yesterday just to use that line i came up with

i like a woman who plays games IN HIGH DEF THAT IS