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let’s assume that every time you load up qwantz.com some...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:44:22 -0400

let’s assume that every time you load up qwantz.com some comics display and NOT a series of hypnotic spirals that leave you thinking you read comics while programming you to do my bidding

Sergey Brin stared at the eleven different sauces available, and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:36:00 -0400

Sergey Brin stared at the eleven different sauces available, and considered the geometric explosion of combinations possible. “If someone asks me to find them a sauce recommendation for their delicious Subway-brand submarine sandwich, I could return to them with a more relevant search result if I first considered what sauces other patrons have tacitly recommend in the past by ordering them for themselves,” he realized. It was a stunning insight, and the would never be the same. The small part of the world concerned with improved relevancy in sub sauce recommendations would never be the same.

in most other comics the phrase “let’s play 20...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:48:26 -0400

in most other comics the phrase “let’s play 20 questions, god!” would make the speaker sound a LOT more frustrated

you know what they say! which is good, because what they say is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:30:55 -0400

you know what they say! which is good, because what they say is loquacious and i won’t be repeating it. well, bye

congratulations, edna! we’ll deliver the award every year...

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:52:51 -0400

congratulations, edna! we’ll deliver the award every year from now on, and not even death will stop us

t-rex your first problem is you seem to think boats are what you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:52:02 -0400

t-rex your first problem is you seem to think boats are what you take into space

thankfully science funding is not a problem, and this despite...

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:40:00 -0400

thankfully science funding is not a problem, and this despite the fact that many professional scientists command multi-million dollar compensation packages and will go on strike if their wage demands aren’t met

OKAY HERE’S A FUN THING TO LEARN ABOUT: space is only...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:56:03 -0400

OKAY HERE’S A FUN THING TO LEARN ABOUT: space is only 350km up! This means that if ‘xkcd’ author Randall Munroe were put into an appropriate orbit, the vast majority of humanity would be closer to him than to Australia. This statistic applies to both physical distance, and emotionally.

YOU WANNA COME OVER AND HAVE A GREAT TIME THAT I FEEL ASHAMED...

Thu, 09 May 2013 07:36:00 -0400

YOU WANNA COME OVER AND HAVE A GREAT TIME THAT I FEEL ASHAMED ABOUT THE NEXT MORNING BECAUSE IF SO I AM *SO DOWN*

don’t let the stairs hit you on the way down

Wed, 08 May 2013 07:34:01 -0400

don’t let the stairs hit you on the way down

this comic is being exclusively read by people in the future!...

Tue, 07 May 2013 07:38:00 -0400

this comic is being exclusively read by people in the future! how’s it going? cool, cool. i can’t actually hear what you’re saying.

if by “remorse” you mean “repeated observation...

Mon, 06 May 2013 07:35:00 -0400

if by “remorse” you mean “repeated observation of empirical evidence” then yes i do have a lot of it and yes it is consuming my every waking moment

I don’t wanna see any of your ladyboners OR manboners...

Thu, 02 May 2013 07:34:48 -0400

I don’t wanna see any of your ladyboners OR manboners poppin’ at Steve’s funeral; I’ll say that right now. He had a FAMILY.

based on the movie “teen wolf” which i am reliably...

Wed, 01 May 2013 07:15:12 -0400

based on the movie “teen wolf” which i am reliably informed was marketed as a direct sequel to “back to the future” overseas because they starred the same guy and hah hah hah WHY NOT

IF YOU LIKED THE WALKING DEAD, YOU’LL LOVE how this is a...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:37:00 -0400

IF YOU LIKED THE WALKING DEAD, YOU’LL LOVE how this is a deterministic model of infection but stochastic measurements could be introduced which can be useful in smaller populations where the effects of randomness can be more pronounced

welcome to my bold new genre of HORROR EDUTAINMENT, let’s...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 07:56:56 -0400

welcome to my bold new genre of HORROR EDUTAINMENT, let’s all get so scared we educate our pants

this is akin to us saying “who put up that human...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:26:00 -0400

this is akin to us saying “who put up that human poster”, which i trust we all say whenever the situation warrants

Most movies use actors these days, since real people a)...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:36:15 -0400

Most movies use actors these days, since real people a) don’t like to lie all the time and b) keep looking directly into the camera and saying “Hey! What the hell, are you recording this?”

totally could’ve stopped this comic at panel one, stepped...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 07:37:00 -0400

totally could’ve stopped this comic at panel one, stepped outside, and waited for someone to ask me about things that happened yesterday just to use that line i came up with

i like a woman who plays games IN HIGH DEF THAT IS

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 07:54:00 -0400

i like a woman who plays games IN HIGH DEF THAT IS