totally could’ve stopped this comic at panel one, stepped outside, and waited for someone to ask me about things that happened yesterday just to use that line i came up with

i like a woman who plays games IN HIGH DEF THAT IS

no i will not fix your computer, but i will come over to crack its case and maybe stick my fingers inside

secrets of the cpu designer profession: just give up

THIS COMIC IS DEDICATED TO JOHN COMPUTERS: The Man Who Loved Computers So Much That He Invented Them