welcome to my bold new genre of HORROR EDUTAINMENT, let’s all get so scared we educate our pants

you are now reading “grinding XP” as “grinding and then there’s this emoticon of a dead guy with his tongue hanging out”

I’m pretty sure in my dream there were trillions of lives all living in a complete, consistent universe, and we invented physics? Man I gotta write this stuff down! Okay so the basics of physics in this universe was that matter was also en… en… energizing? That’s not right. Hah hah, it’s always so hard to remember dreams after you wake up …and yep, it’s gone. Totally, completely gone. Oh my gosh look at the time, I’m late for work!!

the internet was discovered when an internet fell out of a tree and hit lord isaac internet on the head

who wrote panel three, that’s gross, i don’t want to take credit for that

“Here’s some cream that’ll make you young and awesome again,” said the crimebusting teen. “Never grow old,” muttered Elijah, rubbing it all over his body, “for it is a tragedy at once universal and embarrassingly personal.” “Not a problem,” said the teen. “My skin leaks that stuff so I’m always covered in it.” The teen licked one of his fingers. “So I’m good.”

It’s her birthday, and Ava’s bat has finally connected with the pinata. She cheers, pulls down her blindfold, and stares at the stillness around her.