Angola Maldives broke free and managed to lecture his arch-nemesis, Brussels Samoa, on proper sharkkeeping.  Also he stopped his space lasers from melting the Earth’s crust.  I forgot to mention that part but it was going on the whole time.

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SURPRISE TWIST ENDING: IT WAS AWESOME THE ENTIRE TIME

bad guy is named “brussels samoa”, nobody else get character names from maps because i called it and it’s AMAZING

hold on, the saying’s “never go grocery shopping when you’re HUNGRY”? wow, that makes a lot more sense actually