“horny ghost”! the amazing new character find of 2014! the pathos of being horny yet ineffable and the spookiness of being a ghost, together at last!
i made this “looks like these brothers aren’t gonna smash themselves” joke on twitter and several people replied to let me know that we lived in an age where it was, in fact, fully possible for those brothers to smash themselves. my eyes are open
just a reminder that in the Dinosaur Comics universe all the characters are dinosaurs! anyway good luck enjoying GTA ever again now that I have given you this brief glimpse into a world where you are a dinosaur stealing cars from other dinosaurs and then get chased by army dinosaurs in tanks and helicopters. GOOD FRIGGIN’ LUCK.
the english super mario brothers instruction booklet does actually say “she” when referring to the cheep cheeps (the fish), so the six of you who know this off-hand don’t need to email me because SECRETLY I KNOW IT TOO, OBVIOUSLY I WOULD KNOW THIS