HEY FRANCE, YOU WANT TO BE MORE BADASS??  TRADE OUT THE GALLIC ROOSTER FOR THE GALLIC GOD-DAMNED BRACHIOSAURUS

we’re in this nadir between self-driving horses and self-driving cars; future generations will look back on us and say “well sure maybe their cars didn’t drive themselves, but at least they could majestically leap over obstacles just like ours do!” and then they’ll say “what’s that?” and then they’ll say “they didn’t?” and then they’ll say “haha WOW, no wonder nobody ever never travels to the past.”

did you know if you google “horse facts” you will find websites devoted entirely to facts about horses?? what kind of person would dream about, then build, then maintain such a site?? signed, the guy with the site about talking dinosaurs.

i didn’t know things could be this awesome; REALITY SUCKS NOW